Happakarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind wyrm.

Happakarn created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Happakarn, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Happakarn, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Happakarn's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Happakarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Happakarn on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not shave your arms.