Neljangep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart jaguar.

Neljangep created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Neljangep, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Neljangep, he will not care.

Neljangep's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Neljangep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never wear white hats.