Xucablakvabdub Jighancim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty giraffe.

Xucablakvabdub Jighancim created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucablakvabdub Jighancim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xucablakvabdub Jighancim, she will ignore you.

Xucablakvabdub Jighancim's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Xucablakvabdub Jighancim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not take Xucablakvabdub Jighancim's name in vain.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.