Nurlstragdab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate toad.

Nurlstragdab created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlstragdab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurlstragdab, she will turn you into a tree.

Nurlstragdab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nurlstragdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nurlstragdab on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.