Tiflinhudbem is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, deceitful ferret.

Tiflinhudbem created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tiflinhudbem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tiflinhudbem, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tiflinhudbem's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tiflinhudbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never paint your chest brown.