Nurtyartlig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, amazing warg.

Nurtyartlig created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nurtyartlig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtyartlig, he will cry a lot.

Nurtyartlig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nurtyartlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never laugh in the presence of whales.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Nurtyartlig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide if six birds approach from the east.