Largdibbot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful hippopotamus.

Largdibbot created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Largdibbot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Largdibbot, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Largdibbot's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Largdibbot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never wear magenta trousers.

5. Hide if four goats approach from the north.