Vilsanzen is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, awesome snake.

Vilsanzen created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilsanzen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vilsanzen, he will destroy your favourite star.

Vilsanzen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vilsanzen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the east.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Feed all hungry otters.