Dutfebgep is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent cow.

Dutfebgep created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutfebgep, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dutfebgep, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dutfebgep's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dutfebgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dutfebgep on top of all buildings.