Zigyakyakqueegflapbugcebced is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving rhinoceros.

Zigyakyakqueegflapbugcebced created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigyakyakqueegflapbugcebced, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zigyakyakqueegflapbugcebced, he will destroy your home solar system.

Zigyakyakqueegflapbugcebced's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Zigyakyakqueegflapbugcebced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never feed spinach to ducks while wearing shorts.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.