Nilwap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, benevolent fairy.

Nilwap created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nilwap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nilwap, it will cry a lot.

Nilwap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nilwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.