Boglabdod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring fly.

Boglabdod created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglabdod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Boglabdod, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Boglabdod's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Boglabdod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Boglabdod's priests.