Nuthanyim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing hamster.

Nuthanyim created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuthanyim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nuthanyim, she will not care.

Nuthanyim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nuthanyim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Worship no other gods but Nuthanyim.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.