Yoknurlad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witty butterfly.

Yoknurlad created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoknurlad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoknurlad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Yoknurlad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yoknurlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet purple.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Yoknurlad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yoknurlad.