Ponbestnurlmad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, moody swan.

Ponbestnurlmad created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponbestnurlmad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ponbestnurlmad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ponbestnurlmad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Ponbestnurlmad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.