Cunquillgod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish cat.

Cunquillgod created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunquillgod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cunquillgod, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cunquillgod's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cunquillgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.