Gemflig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, witty otter.

Gemflig created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemflig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gemflig, he will turn you into a slug.

Gemflig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gemflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if five goats approach from the east.

3. You must love Gemflig.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.