Weeladzencep is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, conceited camel.

Weeladzencep created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeladzencep, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weeladzencep, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Weeladzencep's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Weeladzencep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Weeladzencep must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not chop down trees.