Flispidpib is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring dingo.

Flispidpib created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Flispidpib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flispidpib, she will turn you into a dog.

Flispidpib's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Flispidpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not make images of living things.