Liprapart Dibbedhot is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humane snake.

Liprapart Dibbedhot created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Liprapart Dibbedhot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Liprapart Dibbedhot, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Liprapart Dibbedhot's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Liprapart Dibbedhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Liprapart Dibbedhot loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Worship no other gods but Liprapart Dibbedhot.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never sing near great tits.