Kabfeblapvabhattadgesshog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful butterfly.

Kabfeblapvabhattadgesshog created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Kabfeblapvabhattadgesshog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kabfeblapvabhattadgesshog, it will turn you into a duck.

Kabfeblapvabhattadgesshog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kabfeblapvabhattadgesshog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near turtles while wearing white scarves.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never skip in holy places.