Rapdincuss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, staggering centipede.

Rapdincuss created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapdincuss, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rapdincuss, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rapdincuss' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rapdincuss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always obey Rapdincuss' priests.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink alcohol.