Fartardad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving raccoon.

Fartardad created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fartardad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fartardad, it will not care.

Fartardad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fartardad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Fartardad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shave your chest.