Tafjigjen Targstersak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, blissful jackal.

Tafjigjen Targstersak created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafjigjen Targstersak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tafjigjen Targstersak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tafjigjen Targstersak's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tafjigjen Targstersak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing red shoes.