Safwabbid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional meerkat.

Safwabbid created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Safwabbid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Safwabbid, she will be very unhappy.

Safwabbid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Safwabbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safwabbid.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never paint your face magenta.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.