Panghangantarg Flabtettiyar Libmabquimvonjam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil turtle.

Panghangantarg Flabtettiyar Libmabquimvonjam created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panghangantarg Flabtettiyar Libmabquimvonjam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Panghangantarg Flabtettiyar Libmabquimvonjam, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Panghangantarg Flabtettiyar Libmabquimvonjam's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Panghangantarg Flabtettiyar Libmabquimvonjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Never feed lots of figs to pigs while wearing mauve ear rings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Panghangantarg Flabtettiyar Libmabquimvonjam loves birds, so they must be respected.