Hunappdog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking hydra.

Hunappdog created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunappdog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hunappdog, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hunappdog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hunappdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near porpoises while wearing yellow dresses and balancing six zinc spheres on your neck.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed parsnips to turtles while wearing mauve boots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to hamsters while wearing magenta trousers.