Yartwodwad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awesome ant.

Yartwodwad created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartwodwad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yartwodwad, it will come to you in dreams.

Yartwodwad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yartwodwad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Worship no other gods but Yartwodwad.

5. Yartwodwad must be the most important thing in your life.