Dapfubduss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical pigeon.

Dapfubduss created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapfubduss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dapfubduss, it will be very unhappy.

Dapfubduss' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dapfubduss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dapfubduss.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat nuts.