Carbitdabstragpidlidlip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast beaver.

Carbitdabstragpidlidlip created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carbitdabstragpidlidlip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Carbitdabstragpidlidlip, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Carbitdabstragpidlidlip's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Carbitdabstragpidlidlip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Carbitdabstragpidlidlip.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Never write about dark energy.