Hombastlit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, flying goblin.

Hombastlit created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombastlit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hombastlit, he will think nothing of it.

Hombastlit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hombastlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of badgers.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Do not keep seven foxes in a large pit.