Kiptargdut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident camel.

Kiptargdut created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiptargdut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kiptargdut, it will make you grow a tail.

Kiptargdut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kiptargdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not sit in public.