Hinbudhun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind mongoose.

Hinbudhun created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbudhun, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hinbudhun, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hinbudhun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hinbudhun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hinbudhun.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.