Banquagfotgom Lansandbon Witqueegflow is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless pigeon.

Banquagfotgom Lansandbon Witqueegflow created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Banquagfotgom Lansandbon Witqueegflow, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Banquagfotgom Lansandbon Witqueegflow, it will be mildly annoyed.

Banquagfotgom Lansandbon Witqueegflow's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Banquagfotgom Lansandbon Witqueegflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Never paint your arms white.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.