Littigflan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unfair whale.

Littigflan created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Littigflan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Littigflan, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Littigflan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Littigflan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Littigflan on top of important buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Littigflan loves ducks, so they must be honoured.