Fomganquartlegtim Dagmotfit Pincinbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage tapir.

Fomganquartlegtim Dagmotfit Pincinbaf created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomganquartlegtim Dagmotfit Pincinbaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomganquartlegtim Dagmotfit Pincinbaf, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fomganquartlegtim Dagmotfit Pincinbaf's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fomganquartlegtim Dagmotfit Pincinbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fomganquartlegtim Dagmotfit Pincinbaf.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Put Fomganquartlegtim Dagmotfit Pincinbaf first in all things.

4. Hide if seven birds approach from the east.

5. Never jump near gulls.