Rotcabstragton is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, moody squid.

Rotcabstragton created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotcabstragton, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rotcabstragton, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Rotcabstragton's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rotcabstragton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.