Sawdobvag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy dragonfly.

Sawdobvag created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawdobvag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawdobvag, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sawdobvag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sawdobvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.