Karhapcad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish grasshopper.

Karhapcad created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karhapcad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Karhapcad, she will boil you in a big pot.

Karhapcad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Karhapcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Never sing in the presence of shrews.

3. Never think about dark energy near cats while wearing violet kilts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your legs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.