Bigbonnull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional elephant.

Bigbonnull created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigbonnull, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bigbonnull, he will turn you into a rat.

Bigbonnull's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bigbonnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Fast once a month.