Kindog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous wren.

Kindog created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kindog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kindog, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Kindog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kindog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Put Kindog first in all things.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Kindog in the centre of the settlement.