Pangfatgid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful troll.

Pangfatgid created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Pangfatgid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pangfatgid, he will be very unhappy.

Pangfatgid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pangfatgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near snails while wearing red ear rings and balancing five zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Never talk about tortoises.