Yarpshavbug is a god.

He takes the form of a small, duplicitous donkey.

Yarpshavbug created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpshavbug, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarpshavbug, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yarpshavbug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yarpshavbug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Yarpshavbug in the centre of the settlement.

2. Worship no other gods but Yarpshavbug.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Run away from brown cats, for they are unholy.