Yatgubtad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, duplicitous elephant.

Yatgubtad created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatgubtad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatgubtad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Yatgubtad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yatgubtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yatgubtad.

3. Yatgubtad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.