Diddod is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unjust cat.

Diddod created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Diddod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Diddod, he will ignore you.

Diddod's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Diddod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Diddod on top of all buildings.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.