Limvendap Yamstigtarp Rilrilhat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless pigeon.

Limvendap Yamstigtarp Rilrilhat created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limvendap Yamstigtarp Rilrilhat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Limvendap Yamstigtarp Rilrilhat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Limvendap Yamstigtarp Rilrilhat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Limvendap Yamstigtarp Rilrilhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed pineapples to otters while wearing kilts.

5. Do not chop down trees.