Cudcepsid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful giraffe.

Cudcepsid created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcepsid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cudcepsid, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cudcepsid's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cudcepsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed lots of grapes to capybaras while wearing fawn jumpers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not cook food in pots.