Gubjignurlvindadwik is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful naga.

Gubjignurlvindadwik created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubjignurlvindadwik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubjignurlvindadwik, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gubjignurlvindadwik's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gubjignurlvindadwik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.

3. Run away if four turtles approach from the west.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Gubjignurlvindadwik on top of important buildings.

5. Never wear trousers.