Bosstragmot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dog.

Bosstragmot created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosstragmot, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bosstragmot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bosstragmot's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bosstragmot's Holy Commandments

1. Bosstragmot loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.