Flapmobbarn Jarnbidwonjiplikkonwabcad Nansinsandyart is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring dragon.

Flapmobbarn Jarnbidwonjiplikkonwabcad Nansinsandyart created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapmobbarn Jarnbidwonjiplikkonwabcad Nansinsandyart, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flapmobbarn Jarnbidwonjiplikkonwabcad Nansinsandyart, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flapmobbarn Jarnbidwonjiplikkonwabcad Nansinsandyart's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flapmobbarn Jarnbidwonjiplikkonwabcad Nansinsandyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide if nine cats approach from the east.

3. Never wear violet scarves.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flapmobbarn Jarnbidwonjiplikkonwabcad Nansinsandyart.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.